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by thewonderfulwordwizard November 08, 2016
A play on the term the Birds and the Bees, it means to ejaculate into a cup instead of into the opposite sex. It can only be used on people who are single and aren't in a relationship.
Person 1: Hey, I heard he's gonna be spending Valentine's day alone this year.
Person 2: I hope he doesn't go birds and cups again. I know he's lonely but still..
Person 2: I hope he doesn't go birds and cups again. I know he's lonely but still..
by CabralCorp February 14, 2025
girl:I have the best boob size in the whole school I HAVE B34 CUP SIZEEEE
friend:You're literally almost flat
friend:You're literally almost flat
by AGuyWhoLikesMediumSizedBoobs June 27, 2022
The act of getting a male, grabbing him by his anus. Ripping it open, then lubricating it. putting a Stanley cup inside of it. Then you take it out so it’s loose, put plaster inside of the rectum. And then flipping him upside down, hanging him by his penis by fishing line. And then eating a bowl of cereal out of his plastered over asshole.
Pastor Allen: yo yo yo! Wanna go and pull a Michigander cupping on that girl over there?
Veto: nah bro, suit yourself!
Veto: nah bro, suit yourself!
by Qennyy May 14, 2024
Phil was going crazy when I walked into the room and when he realized that I seen him he went around the World Cup. My life is never going to be the same.
by TruthHasIt October 30, 2014
Badly-cut hair, usually the result of going to a cheapie barber or hair stylist. It looks as if someone took a cup and cut the hair around it.
Mike must've gone to that Turk down on Steinway St. That barber has to go back to barber school 'cos all he seems to know is how to do a cup job.
by pentozali January 29, 2014
by ronniesmith February 22, 2022