tummy sticks

the act of tummy sticks occurs when two heterosexual men simultaneously have boners and want to hug each other a lot.

two guys, pink and stink.

pink: hey stink, i have a hard-on.

stink: you know what? this may sound crazy, but I have a hard-on too!

pink: wanna hug?

stink/pink: tummy sticks!

by the machine operated dildo October 8, 2008

jew on a stick

Said when one is very pissed off

Agh! Jew on a stick I was so close...

by mr durroo May 25, 2006

rythym stick

A nine inch dildo, that is inserted into a females vagina. once inserted it becomes a game with four different actions on it, like foam, sizzle, spin and slap. the game is fun to play with all sex partners and will provide lots of pleasure for the woman. this toy got its name from a popular 80's song "hit me with your rythym stick."

me and amy didn't want to use our rythym stick today, because it was leaking black shit!

last night i turned on my rythym stick and it electrocuted me. I dont want to use it anymore!

"hit me with your rythym stick" recorded by ian dury in 1986

by jorden B. July 20, 2006

johny stick

A stick that has a used condom on its end. It is usually used to chase your friends around the yard.

Dude!!!!!! Stop touching me with that johny stick.

by ukrainekid May 28, 2007

Satan stick

A stick decorated with the top of a deer skull posted on the top, a bandana wrapped around the skull, and barbed wire strechiung the length of the stick. Used to scare stupid, ignorant campers at the hunting lodge at Philmont, NM.

Dude, I just scared this hiker shitless. Seriously. When he saw the satan stick, he just shat himself.

by kinslayer990 July 23, 2006

Disqo Stick

A mans erect penis

Wow Nicole, I would really love to go for a ride on Mike's Disqo Stick

by Mr. Wanderer November 30, 2009

Mozzarella Stick

The process when a male solidifies a large amount of semen right after sex. When it is ready, he forms it into a rod shape using his hand, then deep fries it and/or breads it. He then force feeds it to his sexual partner.

Dude, I just mozzarella sticked my girlfriend last night. I got so horny.

My boyfriend just mozzarella sticked me last night. He really knows how to cook.

by Not a Pidgeon April 25, 2013