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trouser snake

A new Kik term for a guy's penis
Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?

Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake

Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation

( Boy leaves room)
by Sexydimma March 28, 2021
mugGet the trouser snakemug.

snaked

When a person who is far greater than another person does something to them to achieve a mischevious out come. Usually followed by a hooked finger swinging happily and the person who was snaked, saying "You totally snaked my ass"
Dave finds a live snake on the ground while camping in the woods. He then takes the snake and throws it on his gf. She screams aloud "ekkkkkk" "get the flipping thing out of my hair". Dave smiling and dancing says "sssssssnaked!" Wildly swinging a hooked finger in a swooshing motion. Then the gf says, "You totally snaked my ass"

Second example
After his gf fell to sleep in the truck, dave slammed on the breaks of his truck while screaming wildly along side of the rest of the passengers in the car to try and startle his gf. The people go "ahhhhhhhh!" and the gf goes "AHHHHHHHHH!" wildly looking ahead with a look of death on her face. Then dave says, "snaked yet again!"
"whammt, on you"
by dave (the man) marsh November 14, 2006
mugGet the snakedmug.

Drain the snake

When a girl is trying to be funny and is meaning she has to pee but aperantly it’s not so funny and no very many people use the phrase
by Funnygirliswear January 7, 2022
mugGet the Drain the snakemug.

Snake

An emotional ride that you feel.
Ryan: "Oh my god Hannah, you're being so rude."
Hannah: "How?"
Ryan: "Because you're snaking me right now."
Hannah: "How do you know I'm a snake?"
Ryan: "Because it's an emotional ride that I can feel."
by Snakes "R" us July 18, 2017
mugGet the Snakemug.

Snake grenade

When a man is about to cum, he blocks off his urethra with a rubber band. He repeats this 20 times before the final spunk which pops the rubber band off and the cum explosion
Every night, I snake grenade and it feels so good
mugGet the Snake grenademug.

snake positan

having very slow movement up the girls leg to the vigina
lets do the snake positan
by blood gang bitch May 9, 2018
mugGet the snake positanmug.

coily snake

When a turd coils up and sticks up out of the water
Boy I just left a large coily snake and feel much better!
by Probod November 11, 2017
mugGet the coily snakemug.

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