Before eating the ass, cook a hot pocket and eat it half way. Continue by shitting in a cup and topping it with sprinkles. When you’re finished with your creation continue by placing all of the items onto the outer rim of the butthole an spitting on it. When you’re done with that, bonapetite.
by Bigdaddybuzz69 February 4, 2019

When two men are having sex and one runs up to a wall, back flips off it and slaps the other man in the face with his cock.
by Realmilfhours March 24, 2022

When during the act of a soup kitchen one spreads shit on the windows, then finishing the act completely concealed, while leaving photos of said soup kitchen in the glove box
Jon: I had to burn my car.
Steve: Why is that?
Jon: had some bums do a Dirty Jaret in there!!!
Steve: what!?!? They left pics too???
Jon: and a thank you note signed by the group
Steve: Why is that?
Jon: had some bums do a Dirty Jaret in there!!!
Steve: what!?!? They left pics too???
Jon: and a thank you note signed by the group
by PervHirt August 29, 2019

Someone who is nice and is a good best friend and you should trust them with secrets etc... They will never leave your side, funny and will put you in a good mood:
by AnonymousKiryu May 12, 2020

biggest fuckboy, in love with a new guy every week, its usually people who dont live in her town or they are tik tok famous
by Angelena is a lit cunt April 12, 2020

The act of throwing cow shit on to your Dad's chest from across the family dinner table, all while inserting your feet in each other's anal cavities.
by SNOTATOR January 14, 2025

When your wife pulls the possum butt plug out of your ass and shoved it straight in your mouth, whilst she squeals like a possum.
by Red Neck Devil May 4, 2023
