national feet day

July 20th, also known as national feet day, is a day of the year where individuals all around the globe celebrate eachothers feet. Events will be put into place such as, barefoot races and taking selfies with your feet.

“Hey happy national feet day!”

“Yeah! To you too!

by Olololololo July 20, 2021

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National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.

"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

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National Boyfriend Day

August 5th, the day you show that man of your dreams how much he is appreciated, loved, cared for, and all that is above and beyond. Do everything you can for this boy on this day, anything he needs and or wants, and i mean ANYTHING, including, VIDEO GAMES, free head pass, soapy boobies, WAP, and etc. Now go make him feel special bitches.

“What’d you get your boyfriend on National Boyfriends Day”?

“Whatever the fuck he wanted”!

National Boyfriend Day: Showing the man you love your appreciation for him

by dfkdfghusf August 5, 2021

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Loss Day

Loss day is the day on which we celebrate the origin of loss memes, it was first used on june 2 by a user named Tim, and it has ever since dominated the meme pages of Instagram

"Hey dude, it's June 2! Loss day! Can't wait for all the loss memes today!"

by Ian9437 June 12, 2018

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National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day

When: September 26th

A day when you’re supposed to have at least 1 mental breakdown.

Bob: Oi Jack, what day is it today?

Jack: It’s September 26th, and it’s National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day!

Bob: Oh cool! Well, I’ll be in my room having a breakdown, so please leave me alone for about 20min.

by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022

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