National Violate Jojo Day

The date of November 13 shall be the day we’re jojo gets violated for trying to talk to underage girls

Boy 1- “Yo why is everyone ripping on jojo”
Boy 2- “Cause is National Violate Jojo Day”
Boy 3- “Good he tries talking to my 12 year old sister”

by Gotodafuckingwendys November 13, 2020

A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing absolutely nothing for the entire day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024

Pancake Day 2017

An amazing day in which everybody eats pancakes

Its pancake day 2017

by funkypigeon100 February 28, 2017

national grab ass day

national grab ass

grab the ass of anyone you like ;)

person 1: joseph grabbed nicole’s ass!
person2: WHAT WHY??!
person1: it’s national grab ass day

by lovex10111 January 28, 2020

National Kill Strategetic Day

This happens on July 14th. National kill Strategetic day is the day where you get to FUCKING KILL HIS ASS. IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING JU;LIKBHWLEJKHFGUWVELFJ.KHUWGEFP;.KWIEGF;Q/WEIL

Console: hey! it's July National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: i'll grab the shotgun

by Azterica July 14, 2023

Ballz Scratch Day

Every year on the third of january u have to scratch ur friends ballz

Ballz Scratch Day means u need to go to ur taller friend and scratch his ballz when he is expecting the least

by YouCrying March 7, 2023

Twizzy Appreciation Day

04/20 is the day to celebrate your twizzies. You might be thinking? "What is a twizzy?" A twizzy is the people you are closest with, and are you bffs. This term became popular with the rapper Yeat.

"Yooooo Happy Twizzy Appreciation Day my twizzy" "Thanks g right back at you"

by twizzy69420 June 7, 2022