gangly fuck

An individual so lanky that they look like a human version of slenderman, although it isn't necessarily used as an insult, it can be used as one.

P1: "you are a gangly fuck bro look at you".

P2: "ik bro I gotta get some meat on my bones".

by Lil slosh April 17, 2017

My (fucking) ass

British slang. Used to express disbelief.

“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day”

“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day , my (fucking) ass”

by Twistedmint March 19, 2022

cluster fuck

when there are too many thing going on or people around you its called a cluster fuck

person1: there are so many people here

person2: i know its a cluster fuck

by yiuh September 13, 2018

Fuck Then Do

When a singleton "fucks" one and then "does one", referring to the dialect used in northern parts of England meaning to simply evade.

Past tense: "I fucked her and did one"
Current: " That's a Fuck Then Do"
Future: "I'm going to fucker her and do one"

by jamiebear1989 January 5, 2017

Fuck boy

A person who is a complete pussy. They are weak both mentally and physically and never do anything. They are generally hostile to most, acting toxic to so called friends. Essentially a weak ass pussy that acts like they're the shit even tho the'd get shit on by everyone.

Look at that fuck boy, he can't bench the bar.

by jc_the_real_man March 31, 2015

cosmic chicken fuck

Where you have a threesome and you put a cosmic brownie in the girls pussy and shove it in with your cock while the other person feeds you chicken tenders.

Oh did you hear Jacob got a cosmic chicken fuck in with Alexa and Ashely?

by C-dogTheSlime March 10, 2020

First fuck friends ever

When you realize after many years from the first sex, that you are best friends.

No necessarily you dated or married, or even had more sex.

You are just first fuck friends ever.

They are first fuck friends ever.

She is mine first friend fuck ever.

by AnotherMiller August 11, 2021