by wavy duh May 22, 2022
Get the 4 fingers upmug. Honked-up: the feeling of being ready to move, can't stay still, artificially induced excitement. Usually induced by a chemical or someone else's stories...
I drank massive caffeine all morning that by noon I was honked-up, ready to run a marathon. Fortunately it wore off before I got off work.
I listened to those two talk about their journey from Nepal, to the top of Mount Everest and I got honked-up! I was ready to run out the door and do it my own self. Then I remembered I'm poor and only rich people do that so,,,reality.
Honked-up: similar to a car horn in that it mostly just sits there doing nothing but once-in-awhile it has a moment.
I drank massive caffeine all morning that by noon I was honked-up, ready to run a marathon. Fortunately it wore off before I got off work.
I listened to those two talk about their journey from Nepal, to the top of Mount Everest and I got honked-up! I was ready to run out the door and do it my own self. Then I remembered I'm poor and only rich people do that so,,,reality.
Honked-up: similar to a car horn in that it mostly just sits there doing nothing but once-in-awhile it has a moment.
I'm honked-up! I'm getting honked-up! She's not going to do that, she's just honked-up. I had big plans but I was just honked-up.
by Storm filled Eyes November 9, 2019
Get the Honked-upmug. When a woman or couple takes "barefoot and pregnant" to the next level (usually considered a fantasy fetish due to the high financial cost). In addition to doing all the tasks associated with being barefoot and pregnant (cooking, cleaning, keeping the house in good working order, providing and raising children for the man of the house, etc.), the woman will be naked any time she is at home, always providing for her husband's viewing pleasure and sexual gratification. She will also insist on always being pregnant and having as many children as possible (until she either reaches a certain age or her eggs dry out). If she isn't currently pregnant, she's trying to get that way.
Explanations for taking it that extra step include some combination of the following:
- One or both members of the couple is a nymphomaniac
- One or both members of the couple was raised with the breeder mindset
- They have a submissive/dominant relationship (woman/man, respectively)
The financial cost of engaging in a “naked and knocked up” relationship is that of raising a constantly growing family. Roughly every 10 months, you'd have another mouth to feed/body to clothe. Only certain professions by the breadwinner can support the high demands of such a lifestyle.
Explanations for taking it that extra step include some combination of the following:
- One or both members of the couple is a nymphomaniac
- One or both members of the couple was raised with the breeder mindset
- They have a submissive/dominant relationship (woman/man, respectively)
The financial cost of engaging in a “naked and knocked up” relationship is that of raising a constantly growing family. Roughly every 10 months, you'd have another mouth to feed/body to clothe. Only certain professions by the breadwinner can support the high demands of such a lifestyle.
Guy 1: Your wife just had your 4th child and already wants another? Wow, she must love being barefoot and pregnant.
Guy 2: Yeah, she does. It’s too bad I don’t make enough money to keep her naked and knocked up.
Stan wrote erotica, mostly about women who wanted to be naked and knocked up, as a side gig. Ironically, his wife was anything but that, having only had 2 children, seven years apart.
Guy 2: Yeah, she does. It’s too bad I don’t make enough money to keep her naked and knocked up.
Stan wrote erotica, mostly about women who wanted to be naked and knocked up, as a side gig. Ironically, his wife was anything but that, having only had 2 children, seven years apart.
by Prof K1792 November 22, 2020
Get the Naked and Knocked Upmug. by Midnightdragonroarslikeachilds November 9, 2021
Get the Messed upmug. When you and your red wine drunk friends think Madagascar is Mozambique, creating an all encompassing term for similar snafus.
by Stephistar June 24, 2019
Get the Mozambique Mix-Upmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
Get the The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Releasemug. by DURAMAXLBZ May 6, 2021
Get the ALEKSING It Upmug.