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Naked and Knocked Up

When a woman or couple takes "barefoot and pregnant" to the next level (usually considered a fantasy fetish due to the high financial cost). In addition to doing all the tasks associated with being barefoot and pregnant (cooking, cleaning, keeping the house in good working order, providing and raising children for the man of the house, etc.), the woman will be naked any time she is at home, always providing for her husband's viewing pleasure and sexual gratification. She will also insist on always being pregnant and having as many children as possible (until she either reaches a certain age or her eggs dry out). If she isn't currently pregnant, she's trying to get that way.

Explanations for taking it that extra step include some combination of the following:
- One or both members of the couple is a nymphomaniac
- One or both members of the couple was raised with the breeder mindset
- They have a submissive/dominant relationship (woman/man, respectively)

The financial cost of engaging in a “naked and knocked up” relationship is that of raising a constantly growing family. Roughly every 10 months, you'd have another mouth to feed/body to clothe. Only certain professions by the breadwinner can support the high demands of such a lifestyle.
Guy 1: Your wife just had your 4th child and already wants another? Wow, she must love being barefoot and pregnant.
Guy 2: Yeah, she does. It’s too bad I don’t make enough money to keep her naked and knocked up.

Stan wrote erotica, mostly about women who wanted to be naked and knocked up, as a side gig. Ironically, his wife was anything but that, having only had 2 children, seven years apart.
by Prof K1792 November 22, 2020
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two fingers up

it means that you are crazy in love with faiq no cap
sarah is holding two fingers up that means she is obsessed with faiq fr no cap
by hagsbjajakajs May 23, 2022
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what up boyzzzz

AYYYYY WHAT UP BOYZZZZ!
by Whattupmynamebob March 4, 2021
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Backing the bus up

Dirty dancing with an ass grinding Crotch movement as it’s Main move
She was really” backing the bus up to me”, and her boyfriend did. Not like it one bit.
by Silverflight77 December 2, 2017
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kept gettin' up

I saw him hit my car but he didn't stop. He jus' kept gettin' up.
by jodphoto February 23, 2022
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Orgasm-up

When you simultaneously bust a nut a puke your guts out
“Man I feel like shit but at least I ate a Reese’s cup and KitKat so I can orgasm-up.”
by That.hockey.kid November 2, 2021
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shut yo ass up

something that a gangster would say
Elias:Hey! have you ever heard of deeznuts?

Niels:SHUT YO ASS UP!!!
by EElias1999 February 6, 2022
mugGet the shut yo ass upmug.

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