Boner bruise

A bruise on the inner thigh caused by a rapidly expanding erection whereby the tip of the penis impacts forcibly into the leg.

Damn that girl Audrey is so hot every time I see her i get a boner bruise.

by Blackcox44859 August 08, 2013

Aftershock Boner

An erection that comes repeatedly and abnormally sooner than typical male recovery time frames after having your world rocked by an amazing blow job or other sexual act.

After Kate sucked the life out of my cock, I found myself having multiple aftershock boners.

by JackTen October 04, 2019

Back Boner

When your spine gets stuff and hurts

Man I ran so hard today I got a Back boner
Well there’s no lube to ease that Back Boner

by Fudgedragon2005 January 16, 2019

bacon boner

1. when you like bacon so much, just the thought of it gives you a raging one

2. an intense craving for bacon. failure to satisfy this craving results in a psychological and abdominal suffering that surpasses the ache of blue balls.

(watching family guy)

friend 1: hey man why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 2: it's a bacon boner.

friend 1: oh okay thats cool man.

friend 2: wait why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 1: lois has nice tits.

by bacon3490745 February 28, 2012

boner solstice

Two days in the calendar year when a man with erectile dysfunction can achieve an erection without the use of Viagra.

Husband: I like to sweetheart, but I'm out of Viagra.
Wife: That's ok Dear, check the calendar, I think today is the boner solstice.
boner equinox

by SapDMan January 30, 2017

Cave Boner

A sexually aroused vagina.

He finished too quick and it left me with a cave boner.

by Jowybaggz August 21, 2022

Guitar boner

To see or hear a guitar and get a boner (if the guitarist is male it is not gay)

Shit man I get a huge guitar boner every time I hear that song

by Saxthot January 26, 2018