tree morning

When you have sex at night while your camping.

Person 1: "How was your camping trip?"
Person 2: "Sophie and I had a real nice tree morning"

by Ya Boi **@#&$ *@#*$&#!@&@. @#! March 30, 2020

fruitless flowering tree

when you have to swear about someone/something when it’s an inappropriate time and/or place, use this term.

Alex is being such a fruitless flowering tree!

by keeby March 31, 2020

Tree

A random broun thing that makes air and provides shade

quick grow a tree!

by IMA LINK :l April 1, 2020

Tree Leafer

Someone who has NO balls.

That one there? He's a tree leafer. He won't call out the shift supervisor behind his BS. Bet.

by Bobcott February 27, 2020

Tree Wrangling

commonly practiced by two to three retards. Tree wrangling is where you found a small tree about 5-8 inches and climb that bitch and bend it over like a crack whore behind a dumpster. You can then stand on it and jump on in like you're curb stomping a coon. Tree wrangling is commonly practiced in Arkansaw Wisconsin.

Me to Nick: look at those two retards tree wrangling.

Nick: sure takes some boredom to do that wack ass shit. Anyway when are we gonna stuff an mortar in that giant bullfrog I ran over with my Dora bike?

by ee normousee rection May 5, 2020

Tree

A plant that ussually is tall and thicc with a (ussually) brown trunk (birch is an example of an exception) and leaves that in many trees change colour and fall in autumn and grow back and green-coloured in Spring. Not all trees have their leaves green on summer and spring, some *bloom* on other colours like red, white, pink or purple. Many trees grow flowers and/or fruits or pinecones or nuts. Trees are also where cats scratch, birds live, dogs pee and little kids climb. Many resources, like paper or wood, come from trees.

Trees are being cut a lot, and ppl are rebeling to try to save them with #SaveTheTrees and #TeamTrees (there's even a company that works for this saviour named TeamTrees) and many youtubers are supporting it with streams and stuff.

Oh, I forgot...! Trees are also used for X-mas

Joe: Hey Bob
Bob: Yes?
Joe: Did you know that our favourite youtubers is going to livestream for TeamTrees on Friday?
Bob: Rly? Cool m8

by 99BestNumber June 20, 2020

Tree cult

The cult of the tree is (probably was now tho) a cult where boys, girls and sponges from tiktok are taking trees for there boss and try to turn everybody in their cult. They use a lot of filter for making their face scary but they look like clowns

B*tch n*1: ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE
B*tch n*2: stfu you’re scary as f+ck with your tree cult

by Abitchinabottle June 27, 2020