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Tom

If someones name is Tom, they definetly love the taste of warm cum, eats massive cock for breakfast and bends over his siblings every single day
You see Tom over there, he gave his dad head last night.
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Tom

A flaming homosexual who wants to shove his tiny penis inside absolutely everything in sight but is held back by a straghit 90 year old ex prostitute
Your son is a tom
Dang son that is some cold nipple twisting nigga ass shit
by Bumwholeboy June 24, 2018
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Tom Cruise

Tiny Tom Cruise has built a faltering Hollywood career by prancing around wearing high heels, standing on apple boxes, bouncing up and down on couches (like the child that he is) and, embarrassingly, even by pretending to be an action hero. All in a desperate and vain attempt at concealing his comical manletism and his painfully obvious homosexuality. Tiny Tom likes to visit gay bathhouses and enjoys going shopping for high heels with fellow midget and Napoleon complex deluxe sufferer David Miscavige.
Hey, isn't that tiny Tom Cruise holding hands with David Miscavige over there? Yeah, it sure is - those petite and effeminate crazed sissy manlets deserve each other!
by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024
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tom barnes

He is a incredibly sad boy who is surrounded by those who hate his guts and tell him constantly however despite these obvious facts that he is ever doomed to the ever growing loneliness that is the tissues and lubricant on his desk as well as the loli tentacle hentai displayed constantly on 1 of his monitors while the other one is a cycle of oiled up big black men he continues to push on hoping that one day he will be able to break out of his constant misery that is his life. To summarise this series of unfortunate events which he does deserve he is and will always be Alone, unloved and unwanted.
i would feel bad for my friend Tom Branes life although he does deserve it as his name is Tom Barnes.
by sphinx909 July 5, 2023
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Tom Holland

He’s so attractive and hot and has great hair and he’s so cute and so sweet and you should definetly love him
by sherasimp2 July 1, 2021
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Tom cushing

someone who cant except loosing in an argument so they have to go to the group chat to try and get u jumped nut end up making a fool of himself bc he ends up admitting he went to far about family and gets all aggy and crying
im tom cushing

other person
your some tapped guy
by PAu890 October 11, 2022
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King Tom V

A person who likes to type all his words in brackets.
by Jesusmagic December 22, 2008
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