Ladle Tits

boobies that are saggy and shaped like a ladle. usually found on women.

that woman needs a bra, she has some serious ladle tits

by doooooo meeeeeeeeee March 29, 2009

Ball tits

Ball tits are what old people have whene there tits are so saggy that they look like balls, although it is more common on women it is also possible to have them as a man.

Yo my granny has the biggist ball tits I have ever seen they are down to her waist!

by Hillery-Dick Wilford November 8, 2016

Off it's tits

Something that is really good. Can also be used to describe someone who is drunk or is "off their tits".

That pizza we had last night was off it's tits!

Gary was so drunk last night, he was off his tits!

by Mr Reston January 16, 2010

Molehill Tits

Small (Less than a b cup) sized tits shaped like little cones. Typically on a very petite woman

If you are teeny tiny, painfully skinny and have little East Village molehill tits, the shopgirls will make you feel right at home and this store is just for you!

by Bigger Pimpin December 1, 2011

bear tits

hairy nipples

It's a nasty feeling to accidentally feel a girl's bear tits in the dark.

by anamigo June 27, 2010

Pancra-tits

(Commonly Confused With Pancritis.)
It's When Your Titties Sag So Low They're Under You Pancreas.

"Damn That Chick Had Some Hot Ass Pancra-tits!"

by louisbegeesss September 25, 2008

tit curtains

A shirt style employed by overweight women in which the shirt loosley drapes from the chest downward making the wearer look less rotund but more pregnant. Wearers admit pregnant > fat by default.

Look at that hipster- rockin' the tit curtains.

by onthespot April 30, 2009