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Constitution Party

An American 3rd party made up of guys who've never read the US Constitution.

In reality, the CP is a far-right, theocratic fascist party which is completely anti-Constitution and anti-individual liberties - very similar to the BNP. They just used "Constitution" in their parties name because it sounds trendy, just like the NSDAP used "socialist" in it's name (because this was a trendy term back in 1930s Germany).

Their goals are essentially the same as those of the NSDAP - they are pro-big government, pro-historical revisionism (ex. claiming the US was founded as a Christian nation) and favor censoring free speech and religious practices that their White Christian elites don't like. And while not openly racist like their Neo-Nazi siblings are, they make it obvious that they despise all who aren't white and Christian.

Thankfully these guys have no elected officials in the US Congress, because if they had their way, they would turn this country into a White Christian police state, like Iran or Communist China, only whiter and more Christian.
Constitution Party member: America was founded on The 10 Commandments. Therefore the Constitution gives us a right to outlaw all non-Christian religions (see the 1st Commandment).

Smart person: Wow, go read a book or something, redneck idiot.
by ElvisHairDude98 November 22, 2010
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party favor

A Party Favor is a woman who invited to lots of parties because everyone knows she will have a few drinks or get a little stoned and then will let all the men use her all night long.
Kathy is known as the ultimate party favor. She loves to dress in her shortest skirts with no panties, thigh highs, and her 4 inch fuck me heels. She always gets used by at least 3 or 4 men at every party. She usually gets home as her kids are getting up for school, cum drying in her hair and on her clothes. Just last week she went to a party at a coworkers and within an hour she was in a bathroom upstairs bent over the sink with the host's cock pumping her wet pussy. Before the party was over she had 5 loads of cum shot into her willing dirty body. She even sucked off the taxi driver who gave her a ride home.
by btld February 5, 2008
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Tuesday Party

getting messed up like bat shit on a Tuesday when you know damn well you have shit to do on Wednesday
Boo: Did we just get drunk on a Tuesday?
Chris: You're damn right Boo, there is no party like a 'Tuesday Party'
Boo: Did I just get titty fucked?
Chris: Yes!
by drizk0l July 9, 2010
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party brownies

Same as harsh brownies. Party brownies just sound better. A regular brownie that has been laced with ground (or chopped) up buds from weed.
Yo did Suga Bear make the party brownies for tonight? I'm ready to reach my high.
by meishmeish August 27, 2009
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sander party

When two or more people get together and sit on a somewhat loose and thin bench made of wood. A sander is then placed in between the two people and turned on, sending vibrations though the bench. This send a tickling feeling to the people ass and or balls, causing a nice erotic feeling. This is considered"gay" by many people.
Hey! Were having a sander party in woodshop! Wanna come?
by Victor A April 28, 2005
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Penguin Party

When Tom came up for air at the Wednesday night orgy, he noticed it had become a perfect penguin party. Every white guy had a black partner.
by J. Chris January 18, 2011
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Anal Party

The sexual act of a female having more then one dick within her ass hole, the lubricant is the shit from the females ass.
Maria: you guys wanna anal party?

Tim: sure, but im the only guy here

Maria: dammit!
by Superpooper24 October 20, 2013
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