Jake Break

A "Jake Break" is the act of saying you are ill because you are undergoing a sex change and don't want everyone to find out.

I haven't seen jake in ages is he ill ?

No he is on a jake break ?!
OMG how can he be a she with than beard !

by SJP1992 January 24, 2018

Jake Debord

The sexiest, smartest, tallest, strongest, longest, gayest piece of shit you'll ever meet. He usually is found in smaller towns, but he has seen the larger towns. So you'll know him.

Damn, that Jake Debord kid is the coolest cat on the block.

by pappyflappy123 June 2, 2017

Jake

Jake is a lovely boy he treats girls like a queen and is very affectionate . He loves sports and is dream is to be a football player . He’s smart , strong ,caring and handsome. He has a big dick 🤣 and all he wants is a girl to treat him right . But he does take long to reply to ur messages but this boy is out of this world .

“Wow Omgg is that Jake sheesh”

by Secret babezz 123 July 7, 2021

Jake

The hottest most sexiest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s a drug dealer who likes stalking girls and flirting with teacher

Teacher: Hey Jake can I have a kiss
Jake: Yeah you look sexy

by 10,000? September 2, 2022

Jake Mathieson

Jake a sexually puny being, his mums clitoris sticks out more than his own dick, not many people associate with jakes as they are the most disgusting things that ever will walk the earth. Jakes should kys at the age of five and if they ever get in a realstionship it will end in pity sex jakes are not an ideal friend but I you get stuck with one just insult every single day

Omg that bitch has the dick of a jake Mathiesoson

How did you end up with a jake Mathieson

by Aid donkey guy March 10, 2019

Jake Stuff

I wanted to leave work early so I did

I had some Jake Stuff come up so I had to dip.

by JakeStuff June 6, 2023

Jake

A guy that's a kleptomaniac, but is the bestest fucking guy when he can be. He will insult you sometimes but will be really kind and sweet with you when you need it. He is always there for you and will fight anyone that offends you. Everyone needs a Jake in their life to have a wild time, and to just chill with too. He's so lovable but crazy, he will kiss your hand when you are sad and slap ya bum when you're happy.

I just got kissed and slapped at the same time?!
Yeah that's a Jake

by suckmystickywilly November 21, 2021