Rusty Fire Hydrant

When a male (older male) is in the act of “cumming” and nothing comes out

babe i need you back, he got my with a rusty fire hydrant again

by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017

Rusty Skewer

When you hold a dildo in your mouth and place the end in a man's ass pushing it in and out. While he jacks in sync with the dildo penetration so it looks like the dildo is going straight through him with his jerk off motion.

Man I got Tim off so hard last night. We did the double d for an interesting session of the old Rusty skewer.

by Dank devil dick September 12, 2017

Rusty rain

The art of taking a dump on someone with piss ass.

She was a freak in the sheets and treated me to a golden shower and some rusty rain

by Beanflicker2017 September 13, 2017

rusty steam engine

When a woman farts on the inward thrust during anal sex.

The rusty steam engine blew me out and then back in, out and then back in.

by Sensual Fuckery September 30, 2017

trusty rusty

When your fucking her in the ass and just before you finish you pull out and shove your shit covered dick into her mouth.

" hey man me and my girl tried the trusty rusty last night, she got mad and left"

by xjxmxsx October 11, 2017

Rusty Spoon Effect

This is when a person does something so bloody unexpected, so stupid, that it actually works.
Just like a terrorist running at you with not a bomb, but a rusty spoon

E.g. You go round a corner expecting someone to jump you, but they are actually lying down in the middle of the hallway

Person 1 - "Scared you!"
Person 2 - "You where duct taped to the ceiling, bloody Rusty Spoon Effect"

by AO | Dovahkiin October 12, 2017

rusty barrel

A cougar that hasn't found a man in a while

Oh she a rusty barrel

by Rusty_Barrel October 16, 2017