rusty spokes

A dirty butt hole

When you go to have sex with a girl in the butt and her butt hole is dirty she has rusty spokes.

by Rhambo August 1, 2012

Rusty Boomerang

When two men are making love doggy style, the "Alpha" conducts what is known as a "Reacharound" while both parties are shitting their brains out.

Talking to your bro: "Bro, that rusty boomerang you gave me last night was sick as fuck!"

by OnRyeBread May 17, 2014

Rusty fish hook

A rusty fish hook is when you stick your finger in your own anus and curl that finger and put it in someone's mouth and pull outward.

My girlfriend is so grimy she begs me for the rusty fish hook.

by ThroatOGagginz August 1, 2016

rusty martinez

Inability to commit, likely to agree verbally then not uphold one’s end of the deal.

We all agreed to the tee time on Sunday at 9am. Aaron pulled a Rusty Martinez 5 minutes prior and bailed. Foursome to threesome.

by anonymous August 5, 2024

rusty box

Going down on the ass and not caring about the fecal matter that may be present.

Man, I totally rusty boxed my dude friend last night. Tasted great.

by mr_tl-606 July 13, 2011

Rusty melodica

Giving a rimjob while simultaneously fingering a girl.
The female version of the rusty trombone

"I heard that shes into some freaky shit, so I gave her the rusty melodica"

by AVelociraptor November 15, 2018

Crankin the Rusty Wrench

A no lube hand job that lasts over ~60mins

This chick tried to tear my Johnson off my body last night I don’t think that there was any moisture between her paws and my member

“Bro you are trying to tell me she is crankin the rusty wrench”

by JJJETPLANE42069 November 2, 2023