the russian guy

he LOVES sex and hes the best all the girls are chasing him and want kids from him he is the best and the hottest one EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the russian guy has the best SEX!!!!!!!!

by andrey1212g January 4, 2026

A Russian Gamer

A digital Cossack in a sacred Adidas tracksuit, specializes in brutally hard games as a form of patriotic suffering, communicates solely through strategic screams and a sudden deadly silence

The Saint Petersburg variant is a melancholic intellectual, achieves the same lethal results but does so while philosophically despairing over the architecture in Escape from Tarkov

Ultimately just wants to be left alone to grow potatoes in Minecraft

1: You've been quiet all game, everything okay?
2: I am preparing to babushka you.
1: ???
2: "To babushka" – to surprise an enemy with a perfectly cooked potato grenade while wearing a headscarf. It's a pro Escape from Tarkov strat.
1: Oh. So you're not actually—
2: No. I am just fulfilling my destiny as A Russian Gamer. Now go sit in corner and think about your poor life choices. Cyka.

by Czeszka January 6, 2026

Russian breadstick

The placement of a long hard rod that is used for many purposes other than eating. The best russian breadsticks are among 3 of the best people name Chase, Ethan, and Mr.Slave. Russian breadsticks get harder over time and are perfect for many uses other than eating or the placement of something.

Canadians have rock hard Russian breadsticks.

by Russian breadsticks February 25, 2023

russian monopoly

Monopoly but the rules are not fair.

this is Russian monopoly because it's no fair.

by Thegamers1222 March 18, 2023

Russian Time Bomb

The act of filling a girls vagina with vodka, inserting a tampon, leaving it to soak for a predetermined amount of time, extracting the tampon, and sucking out the liquor all before you lose your boner.

Her: How long do you think you could last under a Russian Time Bomb?

Him: With or without viagra?

by Happyfun222 June 25, 2024

Russian Blowjob

Verb; the act (or acts) of using the breasts of a woman to envelope & masturbate a males privates as well as performing oral.

formerly a boob-job

“Brother, jacks mom took me home after the game & gave me the sloppiest russian blowjob!”

by Feroluci July 3, 2024

Russian Lemonade

A practice during anal sex in which the man takes a massive piss inside the woman's ass, takes his dick out after, and lets her squirt the piss out of her ass into a glass

David: Last night me and my gf had a glass of Russian Lemonade after I fucked her in the ass, it tasted like shit and ass but I liked it

Jose: Why the fuck am I friends with you?

by thatytdude August 2, 2024