Person 1- his name is Matthew Tavarez
Person 2- isn’t that the guy who’s going to Standford?
Person 1- ya!
Person 2- isn’t that the guy who’s going to Standford?
Person 1- ya!
by goddamnit100 November 21, 2021

The most amazing of people. Massively endowed in every way. Urmom will love him.
Natural enemy of Dave's. Will attack on sight. Keep your Dave's away from Matthews to avoid permanent damage.
Natural enemy of Dave's. Will attack on sight. Keep your Dave's away from Matthews to avoid permanent damage.
First person: Holy hell, who is that fine ass man over there talking to Urmom?
Second person: Ohh, that's just Matthew
Second person: Ohh, that's just Matthew
by Peenchy July 29, 2022

Girl 1:"My boyfriend is such a a Matthew, I hate him"
Girl 2: "Don't worry he'll break up with you once you get to kindergarten because he only likes little kids"
Girl 2: "Don't worry he'll break up with you once you get to kindergarten because he only likes little kids"
by Ggwk April 2, 2024

A very cute guy who loves to make you laugh and can take his joke too far sometimes but he always finds a way to make someone laugh
by Hurricane 560 July 9, 2022

DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN, Alexander Matthew Hochberg.
by nigga nuts 69420 December 18, 2021

Matthew is the type of guy who would act like he’s such a tough person but he’s really such a nice person. He’s one of the best people you'll ever meet. He listens to you, he makes you laugh whenever something’s wrong or just to see you smile, and treats you like you’re the only person he’s ever seen. He’s the guy that you would have a crush on for years and never get over it. You’d never meet anyone else like him and it sucks because he would be your favorite person out of everyone else in this world.
- sabrina <3
- sabrina <3
by sabrina536 March 18, 2022
