Internet

a selfish, arrogant asshole

Miley Cyrus: You're such an internet! Can't stand you!

by 123real definitions September 21, 2019

The internet

An amazing tool that seems great at first, but just ends up making your life worse and worse and worse as time goes on

Person 1: Why are you so grumpy today?
Person 2: Some guy on the internet said that the earth is flat, the moon landing never happened and that birds aren't real

by Heiloloheimir March 24, 2022

internet-lisp

typing with a lisp on a computer to another person.

person 1 - thup mang.. what are you doing?
person 2 - not much thon, was just peething out actually.
person 1 - internet-lisp

by babypiratesnapchat2 July 21, 2023

Internet rape

this is not an actual thing, rape can only be done in real life. Either you're insanely chronically online or you want an excuse to be called a victim. You most likely got sent fake, trolls of joke nsfw content by little kids. Go cry about it.

A "true" example of internet rape or sexual harassment on the internet is someone masturbating to you on a call without your consent.

Internet rape is not a thing! It can only be done irl!

by BiGf4r7 July 16, 2023

Internet

A place full of people that think they are more intelligent then everyone else

Internet-You people are too stupid to understand me
Decent Human-Dude I graduated from a university

Internet-And I banged your mom oohhhhhhh

by Honest Nigga June 24, 2017

Get off the internet and get a life

Offensive sentence for time-wasters on the internet.

"Get off the internet and get a life bruh"

by Itz KittyPinkiez March 15, 2024

James' Internet

So bad that James can fly.

DANG JAME INTERNET JAME INTERNET. James' Internet sucks.

by GoodRexium May 27, 2020