internet hickey

When someone posts something within social media to 'mark' their partner/territory, either directly or in response to a reference to or by said partner.

1. Jane (checking in via Facebook): Having a wonderful dinner with my man, Dick.

Jane is giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action

2. In a thread:

Tom: We should go to the strip club tonight!

Dick: Absolutely...I'm in!

Jane: Dick, why would you want to do that with me at home?

Jane is also giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action

Jane is all about Internet Hickeys...

by Nykkolai February 23, 2017

I'll Internet it later

When someone wants you to watch something online but you are busy

Hey this tv show is online....ok I'll Internet it later

by SilvioJ75 February 9, 2017

Internet chaos

When someone causes a war via saying something.

Friend one: Hey did you hear what blank said!
Friend two: What did they say?
Friend one: HE SAID PINEAPPLE PIZZA IS THE BEST KIND OF PIZZA!
Friend two: TIME TO CAUSE INTERNET CHAOS!

by Waffleing May 1, 2022

Internet Sheep

People who believe something on the internet, such as claytonstrEt94 and DareDArrow, without doing their own research or check credited sources. When questioned on their beliefs, they resort to name calling.

Jack: Can't be John is a internet Sheep, he believes everything these dumb YouTubers are saying about censorship.

by FireBornLava December 10, 2021

internet melt

A person who obsessivly posts things/selfies on social media or acts like a roadman/rebel over the Internet.

Guy 1: Ugh have you seen Olivia's account recently?

Guy 2: Yes she posts way too much, her selfies aren't even that nice
Guy 1: The internet melt

by InternetMeltShutdown January 11, 2017

forced internet vacation

when you go on vacation and take your laptop with you, but you try to connect to messenger or chec your email and you can't do it because you find that there's no internet connection in the place you're visiting.

frank: hey jane! i've been sending you a lot of emails but i still haven't gotten an answer! jane: sorry. i had a forced internet vacation problem. when i arrived in my town for vacation, i tried to check my email but i couldn't open it because there wasn't any internet connection there.

by anglocolombiano86 January 9, 2010

Dead Internet

Mass produced content generated by AI from idea to publish, created in such a way that no human was ever involved in the making of said media. Often easier to spot than ones where humans are involved.

The triple digit viewcount on youtube videos is often a dead giveaway that the content is dead internet.

by totallynotthewetbandits November 10, 2025