by monica heart October 6, 2008

by Tubesular November 22, 2010

The one piece of universally applicable advice that adequately explains any situation. Usually used by a superior professional to a beginning professional, when the former has taught absolutely nothing to the latter.
Nurse: Holy shit dozens of people are coming in with unknown ailments!
Doctor (Going on break): you'll do fine. Remember, take the Coriolis effect into account.
Nurse: What about variable humidity?
Doctor: Yeah, that too.
Student: How am i supposed to know what to study for the final?
Tutor: Look, our time us up. Just take the coriolis effect into account, and you'll do fine.
Student: Did we cover variable humidity?
Tutor: Yes, that will be on the exam.
Original example:
Cpt macmillan: Remember what i've taught you. Keep in mind variable humidity and windspeed along the bullet's flight path. Also, at this distance, you'll have to take the Coriolis effect into account.
Doctor (Going on break): you'll do fine. Remember, take the Coriolis effect into account.
Nurse: What about variable humidity?
Doctor: Yeah, that too.
Student: How am i supposed to know what to study for the final?
Tutor: Look, our time us up. Just take the coriolis effect into account, and you'll do fine.
Student: Did we cover variable humidity?
Tutor: Yes, that will be on the exam.
Original example:
Cpt macmillan: Remember what i've taught you. Keep in mind variable humidity and windspeed along the bullet's flight path. Also, at this distance, you'll have to take the Coriolis effect into account.
by aukuo May 3, 2009

“Take a Fucking Sip, Babes” is a an expression referencing an image of Kermit the Frog sipping a mug of tea, which is typically used to patronizingly indicate that someone is ignorant or naive
by givemtejdjk April 28, 2017

When, quite literally, a person is pissed off so bad that they cannot mentally, emotionally, or physically (teehee @ pun) take it anymore.
K': You're such a fuck up. I think you fail at life. You're the biggest loser I've ever met. Your IQ is the equivalent to an apple.
Random Girl: ZOMG I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! STOP INSULTING ME BEFORE I SNIP YOUR BABY CARROT OFF!
Random Girl: ZOMG I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! STOP INSULTING ME BEFORE I SNIP YOUR BABY CARROT OFF!
by Iconoklastic~ February 24, 2010

by sbwild88 September 23, 2009

to literally fill a tub with chocolate and sit in it. The chocolate actually works as a great shaving gel. Note:it is unsanitary to eat the chocolate
taking a bath in chocolate:
billy:what is your wildest sexual fantasy?
marsha:having sex with you in a large tub of chocolate
billy:ooh that got my jimmy hard just thinking about it
billy:what is your wildest sexual fantasy?
marsha:having sex with you in a large tub of chocolate
billy:ooh that got my jimmy hard just thinking about it
by butt crack billy May 21, 2006
