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Simpson Sausage Straw

Using a sausage with a hole carved through lengthways as a straw for a drink
Look at that guy using a Simpson Sausage Straw
by solarB August 23, 2022
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Sausage Washing

The phrase "Sausage Washing" refers to where one man has intercourse with women or seeks to get his sausage washed.
Ashley got his 'Sausage Washing' in Bodmin
by TheCheeseMasher August 26, 2022
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an "at home hang-out" with only male friends
*SKEPTA TESTS MICROPHONE*: "sausages...sausages in front of the telli, ok it works. IT AINT SAFE O THE BLOCK!"
by cardi-cockbiter August 30, 2022
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Sausage Sack

Yum sasuage sak, super yuum I love saugsage sack. i lvue sacsuage yuymy.
I fuck a nigger with a sausage sack.
by coolguy342 September 4, 2022
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Sausaging

when you take a big shit and scoop it out the toilet because it doesnt fit down the toilet and you consume it whole like a burrito.
Bro, this poo won't go down i might have to sausage it.

i was at a restaraunt and someone didnt flush so i started sausaging that thing.
by scattymango January 19, 2026
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A tit wank, with shit as lube!

As opposed to a sausage bap, with red sauce, where period blood is lubricant of choice.
Sausage bap, with brown sauce. Where I went from up her arse, to between her breasts, without cleaning, or douche. Using her poop as lube for a tit wank
by Deezergood January 25, 2026
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Sausage bap, with red sauce

At that time of the month, when parting the Red Sea. Finish with a tit wank, using period blood as lube for a tit wank.
She was a bit too bloody wet to finish, so I gave her sausage bap, with red sauce.

It was like a murder scene when I'd finished.
by Deezergood January 25, 2026
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