Politick

A person whose identity is shaped by political media, latching onto outrage like a blood sucking tick

Someone called me a fascist just because I said 'Fuck liberals' under a Reddit post, what a politick

by buttfart33 July 24, 2025

politefully

It is a real word now, Megan.

I politefully declined the invitation to the party.

by MeganIsWrong August 4, 2025

Politefully

It is a real word now, Megan.

I politefully declined the invitation to the party.

by MeganIsWrong August 4, 2025

Political

Something that is idiotically self-democratized, corrupted and destroyed from the inside to the benefit of some and determent of others.

You: "Oh, when did this world become so political"
You: "oh"

by Jacob Vilianas August 8, 2025

Pesito

When your older brother asks for peso, you better call him pesito. Pesito is a playful nickname for the peso machines that you grew up with.

Pesito #1: Peso peso peso, give me peso. Livin' in a peso world.
Pesito #2: Shut your stupid pesito mouth.

by Big_hawkbro1212 August 22, 2025

Political Person

A person who is so fucking inbred and dense, they have to bring up politics even when the topic at hand, doesn't even fucking remotely relate to politics.

Usualy in the comment section of an Instagram or TikTok post, pulling the most bullshit reason out of their ass about how Trump is at fault for a car accident in Georgia, or natural disaster in a different fucking country.

This person usually doesn't have friends, due to the fact they make politics and hating Trump their whole personality. They also lack empathy towards mainly Democratic people, and/or say stupid, rude, or threatening things to people, because of their fucking political opinion. They are also genuinely the most miserable people to be around.

News - "Breaking news tonight a 5 year old girl has died in a crash on I-95 in Georgia"

Political Person - "Uhhhg, this would never have happened if Trump wasn't president"

Normal Person - "Can you shut the fuck up dude! Why the fuck do you blame Trump for fucking everything? And go take a shower, you smell like ass!"

by Urban_Alien_69 August 25, 2025

Political Bias

Favoring a side of the political spectrum unfairly. Basically, all definitions on UD about politics, institutions, parties, etc.

Curious Carter: Hmm.. I wonder what liberalism means

Definitely Not Biased Definition: Liberalism is common sense! Conservatives suck! Blah blah blah

Curious Carter: Well that doesn’t help at all. This is Political Bias!

2nd Example

Curious Carter: I wonder what DOGE is..

Definitely Not Biased Definition: DOGE is the best thing to happen to murica! They’re the best no matter what!

Curious Carter: Why is it all Political Bias?

by very not pro person August 30, 2025