Your Phone Is Gooning

when you phon so fucked up with virus its even showing porn vids overlay on the screen on full volume + u cant turn it off along with the fact that your phone is steaming.

person 1:ayo bro we gon game?

person 2:yeah let me grab the phone- WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK?!?!?

person 1:... HOW ARE YOU SO AIRHEADED TO SEARCH minecraft free 2019 no virus easy ON GOOGLE?!?!

person 2:I DONT KNO-
person 1:your phone is gooning nah id dip
person 2:BRUH

by Lil_Drakenfyr December 23, 2025

Walmart Phone

A phone that is not an iPhone

Lee’s Walmart Phone fucked up the group chat

by Brmurp2 January 10, 2026

Satellite phone

that thing that will charge you 20$ for a 5 min phone call.

that satellite phone is draining my wallet!

by LTS Studio January 13, 2026

spilled the phone

see spill the phone

"dude, careful ... you almost spilled the phone all over the place"

by Z December 1, 2003

Half-a-phone

Noun. 1. A cell phone that is broken in half, or barely works. 2. A shitty phone.

Wow, I have a half-a-phone after that bail yesterday.

by Dan bob December 27, 2007

four function phone

A very simple cell phone (like a four function calculator).

A twelve year old shouldn't have an iPhone, but rather a four function phone.

by lilhill April 4, 2010

tell the phone

talking while having the phone as though you were talking to someone on the phone but in reality you really are just talking to someone that is around but not really talking directly to them

I had to tell the phone about what I thought was wrong.
If I had to tell the phone then I would get booked.

by Mr. Tellthephone Parrot July 10, 2010