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East Side Sauna

Originally devised as a retaliation to the Upper Deck an East Side Sauna is the act of defecating on a party host's dish (Preferably Fine China or Silver), placing said dish in the host's oven and then turning the oven on a low heat. This process releases the odors from the dish flooding the apartment with warmth and a rich aroma.
Greg decided it would be funny to shit in the toilet tank of my bathroom, so the next time I was at his apartment I was going to turn it into an East Side Sauna.
by vagabondPrince March 28, 2011
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Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016
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Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016
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Side Bitch

A man's second choice to his Significant other. She's not the main woman in his life and never will be.
Have you seen Tara and Katie they Obviously don't realize their side bitches.

Tara and Katie don't understand that he is never leaving his wife, that all they could ever be is his side bitch
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Side saddle french butler

The act of one being in side saddle or little spoon position and reaching behind the back with the right hand similar to a French butler would while holding a tray in his left, and using Said hand to jerk off your partner.
"Got a side saddle french butler last night" shit was bon
by R.j. Berger March 1, 2021
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Butter-side-down

When dropped, the faecal smeared face of a used tissue lands on a surface, transferring anal marmite onto that surface.
Sorry the lav seat is wet, but I had to clean it after dropping an arse-wipe butter-side-down.
by Mikebe November 3, 2021
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