german army hat

Often referring to the tip of a man's penis. Also called a mushroom head.

He had a big German army hat on him.

by bigbarbie86 September 14, 2015

Best hat forward

To do your best forward facing skills at things

I did so well at work today because I had my best hat forward

by Rygarmurph May 31, 2021

horizontal top hat

A sexually move for hot ass citizens that need a break from calling normal sex "normal"...

"So hey we should to horizontal top hat"
"sounds awesome when you put it that way"

by Dawnrose February 18, 2018

hat racker

The simple art of slamming someone’s head onto a hat rack making the holding part go through the back base of the skull.

Cunt: oie you little shit get ere and fight mi.
Jack: I’ll give you a frickin hat racker you plump weezal.

by Shlouchty cunt April 15, 2020

Hats Boi

The hats boi is the one the only Simon Witt, DAMN THAT BOI HAS LOTS OF HATS!

Read in southern accent

I screamed hats boi and Simon came running, and screaming “SUUUUWEEEE”!

by Hatsboi February 24, 2020

National Wear A Squid Hat Day

On May 8th you could wear a squid hat to maybe get some laughs or maybe get some strange looks but it's all just for fun.

Dude 1: *Wearing a squid hat*
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats

by ExoticHats May 08, 2020

the hat stays off

Once there was a token called WIF, a dog with a hat. But who put a hat on dog? $NOHAT came and removed the hat, because why would you put a hat on a dog.

bro, the hat stays off
hat stays off man

by altrododo May 13, 2024