fire flaming dookie

a shit that makes your ass burn like hell.

in other words having diahrea in hell
i took a fire flaming dookie and my ass was burning for weeks.
by poopman2424 December 18, 2009
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Kill it, kill it with fire

When something is so ugly it just has to die.
Did you hear about the chupacabra sighting, i heard they were said, "Kill it, kill it with fire, it's so ugly"
by wasbub98 June 14, 2011
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Fire in the Hole

When a man dunks his friendly penis inside a bucket of gasoline and stares deeply at the targeted anus of his partner. Soon after he ignites his penis into a sexual infernal, he thrusts it hard into his partners anus, while going in and out to try to put out the flame. In some country's, this is the highest level of sexual intercourse.
Brian: "hey Brad are you going to get it in tonight?"
Brad: "yeah brah Im going to majorly fire in the hole!"
Brian: "smart."
by Carl Blitzkrieg October 17, 2011
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Iraqi mortar fire

When you tighten your girlfriends anus to a centimeter in diameter and make her take a bunch of laxatives. She then waits in the doggy position until the urge to shit arrives. Upon shitting, the poo will spray out and drop on the room like mortar fire, permanently damaging your carpet and her dignity.
Dude, I totally just made my girlfriend do the Iraqi mortar fire last night. We had to call in hazmat 10 minutes later.
by ducklicker456 February 26, 2021
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fire mountain grill

A pretender to the buffet throne, its like Golden Coral with a nice spit shine.
I tried out Fire Mountain Grill at lunch, it smelled like a nursing home in there. While I was eating some fat bitch was feeding her baby a bowl of butter. I'm sure to get ass flu after that one.
by Matt Simmons October 17, 2006
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Fire And Butthole Preacher

A Preacher that rails against the sin of sodomy and proclaims a curse of flames coming out of the practitioners Butthole (Rectum)
Phrase inspired by a famous but hard to find monlogue / Prophecy by Pastor James David Manning - ATLAH Church - Harlem NYC.

Search 'Game of Manning: Flaming Buttholes for Sodomites' in YouTube for probably the only complete (or near complete) copy of this monologue.
I was watching some Pastor on YouTube and he was saying stuff like :

..."and preacher , if you a sodomite - If ya don't ask God to heal ya, you'll have a flame coming out of your butthole - you'll need asbetsos diapers to stop the flames burning a hole in your trousers. Thus sayeth God almighty"

And I thought to myself - sure enough He's A fire and butthole Preacher !
by Devlin Dogue March 10, 2018
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Flemish Fire Truck

An abnormally red penis that produces enough seed, of Dutch speaking origin, to put out a small house fire.
My girl got too hot so I cooled her off with my Flemish Fire Truck!
by The Dean 88 November 02, 2009
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