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New Zealand

A country composed of two mainlands and multiple island groups. Stereotypically, kiwis are racist, but that's not always the case, just like every kiwi caring about rugby or the America's Cup.
Person One: Are you excited for the trip to New Zealand?
Person Two: Yes, maybe we should vist the Waitangi Marae while we're there.
by No Stereotypes Kiwi June 16, 2017
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New Castleing

When one receives fellatio, whilest the partner with the dick in their mouth, is underwater. Derived from a pejorative term regarding the naming of towns throughout England, as they are named in relation to the river which they surround.
Newton Shill told his friend Ed Hype-Mantes all about how Liza Bootheecke gave him an underwater blowjob. He called it, stupidly and without purpse, New Castleing. Schmill died shortly after. No cause was given, but some speculate he was "too stupid too live."
by MrWigglesIV February 29, 2012
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eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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New year

Celebration of successful completion of and start of new calender year.

Though there's no significant reason behind this shit. I say why stop there, let's celebrate every month, every day, every minute and every fu8king second.

"Happy New Year"
Dude: Happy New Year bro
Bro: Happy New Year dude! How's party?
Dude: Party's sick bro. She's taking rest.
by why did i December 31, 2019
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new yorkie

When your girl gives you a quickie on the subway.
That bitch gave me a New Yorkie on the ride home last week.
by Goddy March 15, 2015
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New Hebron

A small off-the-map slice of heaven located in southern Mississippi. If you've never been there, then you don't know where it is. New Hebron is know for its All-American persona and it's sinfully attractive residents. Many people believe there is a chemical agent in the water which produces beauty, grace, and the natural ability to get anything you want.
Have you seen the new girl, Ashley? She is freakin hot. I can tell she is a New Hebron girl.
by lilweezy86 January 19, 2011
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Fake News

I term you hopelessly deploy when a liberal (or even an anti-Trump Republican) has you cornered. It's the Hail Mary of debates. Must be said with crazy hand gestures.
I don't believe you that Trump did anything wrong! That's Fake News!
by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019
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