ur mother

the person that I fucked last night.

girl : hey, by any chance, do you know where my mom went last night?
guy : oh, i was fucking ur mother in bed. very clean
girl : what the fuck

by weebuwu March 12, 2022

Oh my mother's potatoes

An exclamation of aw, disdain, or surprise.

Oh my mother's potatoes! What atrocity has become a meme today?!

by jborg_arts March 1, 2020

mother clock

When a mom gets drunk at a Christmas party and thinks the grandfather clock is a man and starts humping it.

Oh no! Mom is mother clocking over there!

by Boomchackalackaboom December 23, 2023

money on mother

mom

money on mother
well, yeah thats what i think it is so yeah

this is a joke DONT TAKE THIS TOO SERIOUSLY

by the gamer cool 100 November 7, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6.> A Suppitory Not Taken Or A biological Mother With COnfidence ANd I, ANgel JOSe RObles Choose A Biological Mother WHo Is COnfident<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> A Suppitory Not Taken Or A biological Mother With COnfidence ANd I, ANgel JOSe RObles Choose A Biological Mother WHo Is COnfident<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

jane mother

Has absolutely no specific meaning. It is used to spite someone for petty reasons. When somebody calls you this it is because they are and insecure cunt or a little bitch.

Just don't be a jane mother and its fine.

by McDeezNuts May 6, 2018

Mothered

A term that redefines and reclaims “mothered” not as overprotected or smothered, but as nurtured into wholeness through the care, wisdom, and guidance of a collective of women or femme-identifying caretakers. It describes someone primarily raised and supported by the abundance of maternal figures—whether related by blood or chosen family—often in the absence of a paternal male presence.

To some I was fatherless, but in truth, I was mothered—held and shaped by the hands of many women who loved me into becoming.

by G2evera August 11, 2025