pork monster

During sexual intercourse the female coats the guys cock in solidified bacon grease as he stick bacon up her vagina then proceeds to make her eat it while in up side down doggy stile on the phone with her fiance.

I called my horny one night fling a pork monster after they answered their fiance call during our little secret

by Malikhyi magnum August 04, 2020

Rude Monster

Someone who is being rude and a monster.

"Chloe's being such a rude monster rn..."

by PoobyThornley April 17, 2023

Monster truckin'

And apt description of having disproportionately sized testicles in relation to having a smaller penis. Thus, creating the imagery of a small cab on giant wheels much like a monster truck

Bill was wary of wearing his speedo out, for he was perpetually monster truckin' with his inappropriately low bulge.

by Felonious monk August 24, 2015

monster-handle

To inflict pain and devastation at a level far greater than being man-handled.

Did you see the "Monster Among Men" Braun Strowman monster-handle Brock Lesnar?

by GLT75 August 25, 2017

Monster Math

Similar to "Monster Mash", Monster Math is the equivalent of doing a lot of math.

Dang bro, Eric just did the Monster Math by solving (8 + 26i + (15 * -1) = 8 + 26i - 15).

by ThumbThumbLover December 21, 2020

Gurn monster

Someone who takes so much MDMA that they are a tripping little goblin creature that sits in the corner munching his face.

"Dude you dropped to much, you were just sitting there like a little gurn monster"

by The junkeymonkey November 05, 2011

digital monster

(music)
A digital monster, also called digimon, is an artist always performing extremely well on the digital charts, when almost every single tops the chart. Examples include IU, AKMU, (earlier) Big Bang, BTS or SISTAR.

The two digital monsters are collaborating! NAKKA by AKMU und IU will absolutely be killing on the charts.

by inthismidnight February 24, 2022