Metal mickey

Someone who wears braces

"Oi look at Sara she's just got her braces. What a metal mickey'

by Sparkledazzle213 January 3, 2017

metal

An adjective used to describe something ass badass.

Woah bro your sword is so metal.

by scysa March 27, 2022

parking lot metal

A genre of music classified by their bands giving concerts at parking lots, of strip malls or supermarkets. They usually set up their instruments right on the handicapped space. That causes problems.

Mastodon, Idiots on Guitar, Warren Trenchcoat, and Swayzak 1 TOM Robot 0 are examples of parking lot metal bands.

by IDONTMIND August 27, 2017

metal oak

A guy who's voice has reached puberty before his body. He is Prune to violence and takes his gaming very seriously

Geez you got bad temper. You are a metal oak

by ladyofmadhouse July 7, 2017

Metal Santa

Only the one and only master of the bass guitar Tom Araya (note metal Santa is only a term used after he got his kickass beard)

Metal Santa only plays for the one and only best band in the world, FUCKING SLAYER

by Mr-big-nobb November 14, 2018

Heavy metal drummer

Transvestite so unconvincing that he/she looks like the drummer in a heavy metal band. Or Mike Tyson in a frock.

There should be a convention that trannies should have to put some effort into looking female. Not like a heavy metal drummer.

by Maggie T April 3, 2024

Metal thots

Girl that says she listens metal music just to have attention. She does not know any history of metal and never listened to a full album of Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden or other bands like that. Usually loves metallica or bands that look like them

-Hey you see this Metal Thots there?
-Yes she probably does not know what Black Sabbath sounds like

by Okay696969 August 15, 2018