January 20th

If your born on this day you have to marry your best friend. This person is the most amazing person you'll ever meet. Girls who are born on this day are so fun(But judgemental). Boys born on this day suck. There funny, stupid, and VERY STRONG!
Bestfriend: Whens your birthday?
Birthday girl: Today! January 20th !
Bestfriend: MARRY ME!
by ur-momISMYDAD April 23, 2021
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January 20th

National fuck your best friend in the ass day!

The day where you can fuck your best friends butthole no matter what gender!
1: hey bestie. Its January 20th!

2: oh no...
by Buttbaby6 January 20, 2022
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January 20th

introverts are born on this day.
I HATE PEOPLE. i was born January 20th.
by October 27, 2021
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January 29, 2022

It is on this day that Petra and Wihan have made a promise to each other,
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.

For it was on this very special midsummer day

that Petra and Wihan would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.
To Petra and Wihan. Married since January 29, 2022.
by Lienkie November 21, 2021
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Friday 13th january

Confess everything to your friends day
You suck

“That’s not kind”

“It’s Friday 13th January I’m being honest
by Hannah56random January 13, 2022
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23th of january

23th of january:

Girl: Babe I just got corona

Boy: Aww i’ll join you
by Grrjogdh January 23, 2022
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January 17

if u were born on this day you’re an idiot <3
A: when’s ur birthday?
B: january 17, why?
A: wow ur birthday is on national slap an idiot day 🤗
by 😧🤞 March 06, 2022
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