January 20

the day that a super attractive dude was born. like, super attractive. they're probably also really good at hockey. oh and they're also aquarius but idk anything abt astrology so take it as you will

fred 1: yo, who is that absolute legend of a man?
fred 2: oh, that's Bartholomew
fred 1: he's quite ravishing AND great at stick 'n puck. was he by any chance born on..
fred 1 & 2: JANUARY 20

by iatenemo November 8, 2021

January 6

Make out with your gf/bf day!

Kcaj: Hey Enimsaj guess what day is it today?

Enimsaj: January 6th? What’s so special about that?

Kcaj: It’s make out with your gf/bf day!!

Eminsaj: HELL YEAHHHHH!!!

by KcajAndEnimsaj January 5, 2025

January 14

Give a hoodie to a friend.

"Here you go. Why'd you give me your hoodie? Its January 14th."

by larsenersej January 13, 2022

January 1st

National ‘Stop making Aimie so angry she wants to smash her head against a mirror and then chew on the glass fragments embedded in her skin’ Day

‘Damn, its January 1st, let’s all stop pissing Aimie off and making her want to resort to misanthropy’

by pettyshit.com January 1, 2023

January 23rd

It’s Opposite Day bc I said it is

“Hey what’s today?”

“It’s January 23rd, meaning it’s Opposite Day.”
“Wait really?-“

“Yea, bc I said it is.”

“Alright.”

by Thebrokencoloredpencilinurvan January 23, 2022

january 23

january 23 is national hangout with your girlfriend on friday day. you have to hangout with your girlfriend on this day.

Hey I miss you, can we hangout?

No

But today is january 23, national hangout with your girlfriend on friday day.

Fine

by wordboggles24 January 23, 2025

Jam My January

Jam My January is like No Nut Novemer and Destroy Dick December but in Jam My January you have to smash your not on something and then masturbate while doing it. It's up for the challenge will you do it.

Hey are you doing Destroy Dick Decmeber. HEEEEELLL NAHHH man i'm not funna do that if I'm gonna do Jam My January

by Bic Pencils December 3, 2018