dinner snake

A massive dump after a massive dinner so big it coils on itself.
A guest remarked that even after five flushes he could not get rid of the dinner snake.
by jon dough May 17, 2014
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Mirror snake

When a guy takes a picture in the mirror and his dick hangs so low it isn’t in the picture
Holy shit look at his mirror snake in this”
“His mirror snake is so long
by Pea brain March 20, 2024
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snake blasting fried chicken

When you go to kfc you can encounter fat people with snake tatoes and they will proceed to put kfc in your bumb
Please dont snake blasting fried chicken me in the bumb.
by DR. DICKFUCK February 10, 2017
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Snake Sunday

Snake Sunday is a holiday celebrated the Sunday before St. Patrick's Day. It is in honor of St. Patrick chasing the snakes out of Ireland. Typically it is used as a way of dealing with a hangover from celebrating a "pseudo" St. Patrick's Day which is commonly done by partaking of the great Irish tradition on a Saturday night when the actual holiday is during the work week. Commonly in honor of Snake Sunday, celebrators will exclaim "SNAKE SUNDAY" typically in unison. This cheer usually follows either the question, "What day is it?" some variant thereof, or if someone says "Happy Snake Sunday!"
Ted: "Hey Lance, how you doing today?"

Lance: "Hey Ted, pretty hungover from celebrating St. Patrick's Day last night, but otherwise it's a great Snake Sunday!"

Ted/Lance: "SNAKE SUNDAY!!!"
by Prim3y March 15, 2010
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snake squad

The best fuckers in the land! They are great in bed, and they can kick ur ass in CSGO. Nigger killers through and through!
Oh shit here comes snake squad
by Hitlerdakilla May 22, 2017
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Snake swallow

The act of a girl putting one's testicles in their mouth then proceeding to to suck them down in to their throat for ultimate suction pleasure.
Dude, i think im in love!
Really?
Yeah, this girl can snake swallow!
by FratDaddy22 December 01, 2010
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Seeing Snakes

"Seeing Snakes"

1. A euphemistic term for being irritable, unpleasant, or just a general bitch. From the study which found that women are better at seeing snakes during PMS, as opposed to other times of the month. Google it.

2. To be pissed off or grouchy.
1. "Man, Jerry's chick totally blew up at me last night over absolutely nothing. That girl must be seeing snakes."

2. "First I had to deal with waiting in line for like an hour, and then my car wouldn't start, and then I burnt dinner and had to eat pickles and Ramen noodles. Jesus, am I ever seeing snakes today!"
by Jmonger223 March 09, 2012
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