Advanced-idiot (AI)

An Advanced-idiot (AI) is any Homo sapiens individual that can read, write and speak their local language fluently and often one or more languages beyond their local context. They also generally have math skills above that of Forrest Gump and actually know where their local library is located if they need to relax reading an actual book. Generally, Advanced Idiots in general are a minimum of one step ahead of all the regular idiots that make up 98% of the human race.

The Advanced-Idiot (AI) at the grocery store buying processed foods used so many coupons that the idiot cashier owed HIM change.

My friend thinks he's an Advanced-idiot (AI) just because he's a freshman at SU.

by Mad Macgog August 30, 2025

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Educated Idiot

An educated idiot is someone that confuses education with intelligence. To them, in order to be seen as intelligent you need to do very well in academics.
They fail to consider ambition plays a larger role in academics than intelligence does.
Being smart/intelligent is more than just earning good grades and having a post secondary education.
Anybody that thinks this way is arrogant, because they think that they are smarter, which in turn makes them dumber because they think they're too smart to receive information from people with 'less credentials' thus lacking critical thinking skills.

'"I hate when people confuse education with intelligence, you can have a bachelor’s degree and still be an idiot.” -Richard P Feynman

Example 1:
Educated Idiot: If he goes to college, then you could say hes smart
Example 2:
Educated Idiot: HURR DURR UR GRADES R LOW THAT MEAN UR STOOPID

by idl1 October 11, 2025

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