The hat that provides pooping to said victim. "Pooping" is created by rubbing this supposed hat on ones ass crack. Typically, the pooping action is done by throwing or plopping the hat on ones head followed the word, "POOPED" or "SHIT".
by Poop Meiser June 26, 2022

damn man my girlfriend did a free hat and then her friend came out of the closet and then the last thing i knew was that i was on a threesome
by diego´s friend May 16, 2021

by Tat2turtle September 27, 2021

by DDDuluth November 17, 2011

A hat made of tinfoil that prevents people from reading your mind. Ironically, people who wear these hats in the first place don't usually have much of a mind left to read.
The only thing standing between me and the secret society's insidious mind manipulation techniques is my trusty tinfoil hat right here. Want one? Hey! Where are you going so fast?!
by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2023

“He gave me a Salisbury Top Hat on our first date! He’s a keeper.”
“What is that?”
“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”
“Wow you should buy him a ring!”
“What is that?”
“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”
“Wow you should buy him a ring!”
by Salisbury lover June 29, 2019

Shitting blood on the top of someone's head after vigorously anally masturbating with a broken broom handle.
by drtickles April 21, 2011
