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If you're going to flash, flash hard

If I've told told you once I've told you a thousand times; if you're going to flash, flash hard
by Umpire Strikes Back November 4, 2004
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A Good Manchego is Hard to Find Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the A Good Manchego is Hard to Find Burger, you should try it!"
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why is my dick so hard

A gueston on why you have a boner
A:yo
b:why is my dick so hard
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TDGH (too drunk to get hard)

when a male is so inebriated that his genitalia is not usable in a sexual act.
Girl: get your close off hunk.
Guy: ok
Girl: ...
Guy: what.?
Girl: omg you are TDGH (too drunk to get hard).
by Presidentrolf March 25, 2020
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rode hard and put to bed wet

The same original meaning as "rode hard and put up wet" in that it was originally used in refrence to a horse which was not cleaned and brushed after taking a ride.

The phrase is now used as a way to descride a slut in that she was rode hard (fucked) and put to bed wet (wanting more, wet as in horny).
"Look at that slut, Sally. She has been rode hard and put to bed wet."
by enc0d3 April 26, 2006
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Slippery hard cock ass slap

when a man or a shemale whips there cock on there mates ass after wet vaginal sex
ugggghhhh yaasss babe i just Slippery hard cock ass slaped u, did u enjoy it?
by Bareback loard May 30, 2015
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suck hard like the starting line

something or someone that doesn't really suck too bad, but you like to pretend does.
by Oprah Noodlemantra March 13, 2004
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