Greasy-ass

When shit remnants left behind from wiping insufficiently combine with sweat and dead skin cells to form a grease like substance.

Greasy-ass: Damn! I've got a greasy ass! OR... Whew! My ass is greasier than hell. And... I need to go re-wipe, I've got a greasy ass.

by Herr Scheisse Meister April 4, 2018

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Yahoo that ass

When your checking out a girls ass and rating it,pretty much wanting to fuck her like your searching information on Yahoo.com

example.Damn look at that girl she is looking soo good, I want to Yahoo that ass.

by Master Blownski May 7, 2009

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ass banner

A tattoo on the lower back. Often used as an adertisement for sexual availability

Also called a tramp stamp, bumper sticker, or ass antlers.

Lindsey got an ass banner so that everyone would know she was available.

by Wyld Stallyns August 22, 2007

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Ass Clincher

A excedingly tough situation.

Meeting my girlfriend's parents was such an ass clincher

by the_toad April 21, 2006

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An action or strategy that quickly and effectively indemnifies someone or insulates them from a negative consequence.

Derived from "cover your ass," or CYA. (A blanket can easily and completely cover one's ass.)

When Bob's project group didn't meet projections, the programmers got all the blame because of one ass-blanket email Bob sent out criticizing his IT support.

"Why doesn't the boss fire that lazy, incompetent secretary of his?"
"Because if something doesn't get done, he can just blame her. She's his ass blanket."

by Ju1iet February 29, 2008

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