bake a pie, eat a pie

An expression that means the same as "it doesn't matter" or "it makes no difference." Symbolizing little change. You bake a pie, you eat a pie, you have no pie.

Dan, "Hey, didn't you just get gas yesterday?"

Jay, "What are you going to do? Bake a pie, eat a pie."

by Squirrely June 18, 2006

National eat food day

On this day you can eat as much as you want from Jan 1st to December 31st

Guy: hey guess what
Guy2:what?
Guy: tomorrow’s national eat food day
Guy2: wow no way

Guy: I know but it’s the same for the next 364 days

by Fatmcblubbergirl69🤠✌🏿 June 8, 2019

you gonna eat that chair

stereotypical fat people talk

You gonna eat that chair?

by agent armchair June 9, 2017

a big niggas gotta eat

When a big nigga asks "yo can i get somethin out the fridge" or "you gonna finish yo cornbread?"

"Damn...Beaux tried to ask me for some damn chitlins.. I guess a big niggas gotta eat!!"

by stupidfuckingdick January 3, 2021

Please do not eat the weeds

A joke from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. Dimitri and Dedue are finding plants among the weeds, Dimitri wants to eat the weeds but Dedue tells him not to.

Dimitri: Sometimes you find edible plants among the weeds

Dedue: Please do not eat the weeds

by Nion_YT May 8, 2022

i can't eat FIRE !

a comment to those "asbestos mouthed" folks that MUST have their coffee or "pie" ('za) 6000° !!
the skin in my mouth has THANKED me for stopping doing that shit , and having burned tissue in my mouth for DAYS!

aren't you going to eat your slices ?? (response:) i can't eat FIRE !
he chug-a-lugged his bucky-wuckie's coffee right down !! -whatever! , i can't eat FIRE !

by michael foolsley January 22, 2022

Eating Ice Cream in Hawaii

Low key aka on the DL performing fellatio on an islander. Usually considered of the homosexual nature.

Bob: "Does John have a timeshare in Honolulu? I swear ever he started hanging out with that fellow Kaui, he doesn't want to hang out because he's 'always busy eating ice cream in Hawaii'."

by Professor TBD August 26, 2021