you're ducked

really meaning "you're fucked," but in a cute, t9-savvy way that's being brought into actual conversations the way "lol" is now.

Buddy: crap man, my girlfriend caught me cheating on her.
Guy: you're ducked, dude.
Friend: yeah, totally ducked.

by awrobs February 1, 2010

duck ma sick

This is what you say to a person that annoise you or a female that pisses you off in public.

Swap the first "d" around with the "s" and you get "suck ma dick". If you want to tell the person (while standing in public) to suck your dick and want to disguise what you say,
you tell them: "Duck my Sick!"

karisha:boi i want munny
Jammal:B*tch shut up
Karisha:ni**a f**k u
Jammal:B*tch duck ma sick
(Jammal walks off...)
(Public is buffled at what you have just told Karisha to do)

by Masta Def September 30, 2006

Suck a Bag of Ducks

1. When you try to type suck a bag of dicks but your auto correct is offended by this and changes dicks to ducks
2. When you want to say suck of bag of dicks but there are children (or your parents) in the room

3. When you want nothing to do with dicks but still want to get your point across

Person 1: Donald Trump sucks
Person 2: Yeah he can suck a bag of ducks

"Oh go suck a bag of ducks"

by Not using my real name October 27, 2019

Duck Hunting with a Rake

A phrase used to describe what a tweaker does. ie: bobble head, spastic, jerky

Look at Bob, he’s duck hunting with a rake. I bet he’s been awake for a week.

by Youtrippin_2 October 29, 2021

Close but no ducks foot

When you are close to getting something but don't get it.

Close but no ducks foot to getting a Bullseye

by Quack-attack April 26, 2021

Duck queef snort

When a female queef on a duck and hits it with a pot over and over till it dies

Yo John, I saw addy moser do a duck queef snort

by Fooberfrn August 7, 2021

Dude duck face

Dude duck face refers to a man taking selfies of himself, trying to make his face look more attractive than it actually is. *Similar to girls making duck faces.

The guy I am starting to date is obviously making dude duck faces in the selfies he is sending me. Not interested in someone like that.

by Venomhead January 3, 2019