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cum guzzling donkey blowing boner biting bitch

A woman who likes blowing a donkey then biting its dick off, and enjoys every raw fleshy she can find covered in semen
"man that bitch just bit that donkeys dick off, ya what a cum guzzling donkey blowing boner biting bitch"
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Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey BOLLOCKS!

The clue's in the name...
Said when someone/thing gets you really, REALLY irate. And any other words can be included, preferably as foul as possible.
Claire - Have you handed in that assignment yet?
Emma - aaaaghghghghh big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey bollocks!!!
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One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought
thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"
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Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field
Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!
by IATEASHART June 2, 2023
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Donkey Cute

When you or it is so ugly it's cute
The character Doby in Harry Potter is Donkey Cute
Donkey cute faces are faces only a mother can love
by An Jan Ban San January 13, 2011
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Donkey strangler

Oh my god, do not go into the bathroom I just had a donkey strangler.
by Scubasteve65 February 27, 2019
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Swamp donkey havin ass bitch

A bitch who is yet a having ass and yet a swamp donkey.
That girl Miranda, she’s a swamp donkey havin ass bitch
by Miss meowgeee November 26, 2023
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