An autistic concoction where you put peanut butter (preferably Jif brand) into a cheeseburger. Extremely vile and only consumed by inbred southerners
Bob: Dude wtf is that?!?!?
Jerry: it's a jiffy burger
Bob: Bro that's autistic and ruining a good burger
Jerry: it's a jiffy burger
Bob: Bro that's autistic and ruining a good burger
by Accelgor February 27, 2017
Baxter: Yo bro, I’m so horny I think I’m gonna do a sugar burger
Chester: What the fuck is a sugar burger?
Baxter: You see this Twinkie bro?
Chester: You are fucked, Baxter
Chester: What the fuck is a sugar burger?
Baxter: You see this Twinkie bro?
Chester: You are fucked, Baxter
by Baxter Cunningham September 03, 2021
Imagine the most dry but somehow succulent RSPCA-approved chicken breast, crumbed and deep-fried
Blanketed with 2 of the most fatty, alarmingly black but strangely arousing delicious bacon strips
covered in the perfect amount of cheese to the point where it creates a river of sloppy gravy cheese mess at the bottom of your paper tray.. and the gravy? rich, unapologetically thick
all held together (not really) by the two most immaculate knotted. seeded. bread. rolls.
Blanketed with 2 of the most fatty, alarmingly black but strangely arousing delicious bacon strips
covered in the perfect amount of cheese to the point where it creates a river of sloppy gravy cheese mess at the bottom of your paper tray.. and the gravy? rich, unapologetically thick
all held together (not really) by the two most immaculate knotted. seeded. bread. rolls.
by Doogan08 February 12, 2025
by BurgerCock December 28, 2023
someone whose appreciation for hamburgers goes WAY beyond LOVE!!, and MUST eat hamburgers FREQUENTLY!!
i had to quit hamburgers cuz i was gettin' jiggly FAT! it wasn't easy, (OR fun!!) going 'cold turkey' and 'dumping' my burger junkie status!!
steve was a terminal burger junkie, he thought burgers were JESUS!!
joined the vegans and quit being a burger junkie!
i HATED when they 'ran off' the "sirloiner", the GOD of the burger junkie!!
steve was a terminal burger junkie, he thought burgers were JESUS!!
joined the vegans and quit being a burger junkie!
i HATED when they 'ran off' the "sirloiner", the GOD of the burger junkie!!
by michael foolsley August 06, 2012
Often the cheapest burgers available at a supermarket, budget burgers are usually marketed under the store's own brand product range. The taste can vary, and is dependant upon a number of variables including cooking skill, brand, and moon phase.
Examples include:
Tesco Value economy burgers
Asda Smart Price Economy beef burgers
Examples include:
Tesco Value economy burgers
Asda Smart Price Economy beef burgers
<guest> dude, what are these made of?
<host> They're budget burgers, man, I'm broke till my giro comes through.
<host> They're budget burgers, man, I'm broke till my giro comes through.
by mongoosander January 13, 2010
is where your significant other shoves a burger up your ass. Sometimes eating it. Most of the time it will be a hamburger considering the cheese might melt and be a bigger mess you dont want in your anus!
by SpookyDaCracker April 19, 2024