Egg White Facial

During sexual activity, preceding male ejaculation, an open flame blowtorch is lit and held directly in front of the penis. During ejaculation, the semen is heated and congeals into an egg-like solid. The resulting semen is to land on ones face toi complete the sex act.

*note, if the dick tip is burnt during the act, it is considered a hard-boiled egg white facial

"Hey gurl, wanna do an egg white facial? I have a blowtorch and a dick ;)"

"FUCK. The egg white facial burns so good. Great job babe!"

by P00pyP00Pee May 14, 2019

Egg wash

When you jack off on someone's face when they are sleeping and then toss breadcrumbs in their face.

My boyfriend is making schnitzel tonight. I hope the egg wash tastes better this time.

by Iris Long January 28, 2020

egg

egg cult. EGG CULT. Also its something that comes out of a butthole. Yeah kinda gross

I like eggs

by deadkilly October 13, 2020

Eggs Benedict Arnold

Eggs Benedict Arnold…. Cumming in the

Hollandaise sauce Sauce as sneaky revenge! ICS

She cheated on me , fed her
Eggs Benedict Arnold for Breakfast!!!

by Hangstank December 1, 2023

suck eggs bitch fuck

When you suck so bad at your public job people gel you to suck eggs bitch fuck

Suck eggs bitch fuck ,
now gimme my goddamn McMuffin!

by Hillfolkinurmomma December 15, 2021

egg

WHY THE F___ IS THEIR SO MANY WAYS TO COOK THIS YELLOW S__T

how do you want your eggs

me: "looks with death stare"

by w h a t t h e f e c c November 2, 2018

Egg-thirty

Instead of 8:30 it's egg thirty and time to eat eggs

It's egg-thirty, do you want eggs?

by Grandarthma July 17, 2025