wet Willie job

Wetting your Willie and sticking it in her ear

My girl just gave me a wet Willie job.

by PoisonedSavage March 4, 2025

Smeg-Willy

The process of wiping your self made smeg across another individual’s ear or face, imitating the famous “wet- willy”

I just gave Sonny a sick smeg-Willy and he cried.

by DaddyLongStroke_6969 June 8, 2023

King Willy

A king willy is when you put a bump of coke in your pubes and get a girl to top you off, if she can deepthroat your schmeat successfully and reach the bump with her nose then she gets free coke.

Bro im telling you, if she can do a king willy then she is thr girl for you.

by Shedpool_69 November 22, 2020

wet willying

while at sleep away camp, it is the slang which refers to going "downtown" on another.

Man, we were wet willying all night long...on the blob dock.

by Karl XXXX February 21, 2009

willy fidgets

An expression of nervousness or anxiety in response to an experience or description.

e.g. The Lollapalooza crowd gave me the willy fidgets. So many sweaty dudes with thin teenager mustaches and so few exits...

Also: His story of noodling for catfish gave me the willy fidgets. I mean, the idea of reaching through muddy river water and into holes to grab huge prehistoric fish is enough to cure me of my nostalgia for country living entirely.

by felixculpa September 8, 2016

Willy

Full of people snorting ket out the teachers bum crack

Willy is a long thing

by Daviduser July 11, 2020

Willy wedgie

1. A man wearing panties
2. When a dude gets a cameltoe

Example 1: man A- "You seen that guy over there?" Man B- " the gay guy?" Man A- "yeah hes a serious willy wedgie"
Example 2: hey man I've got a serious willy wedgie right now, can you wait up while I pull this out?

by 《<ChewiGraff>》 August 20, 2025