Joel X Earley

The act of physically assaulting your other half without asking for their consent

Kieran was having an arguement with his wife and gave her the eat, sleep, Joel X Earley repeat

by Tione Kinge January 2, 2024

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R x R

R and R two lost souls in an ocean of centiments

R x R fish out of the water, needing their own oxygen

by Quira7 November 22, 2021

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The Sliding X position is an intense sex move that requires a lot of stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."

"Engage the Sliding X Position dear, I'm feeling Horny with a capital H"

"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"

"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."

by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022

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