George was late for work, and he had a decision to make either Relieve himself or have a shower; I thought came to him, why not do both. as he took his fat sloppy shit, while showing he thought to himself, thank God for waffle stomping.
by Charles Montague November 22, 2023
Get the Waffle stompmug. 1. A descriptive term for when a person(s) rear gets waffle like imprints from sitting on a surface such as a metal picnic bench or lattice like lawn chair.
2. When a gay man is not sure whether or not he is a top or bottom. "Waffling" between the two.
3. When someone is toying with the idea of doing anal, but isn't completely sold on it.
2. When a gay man is not sure whether or not he is a top or bottom. "Waffling" between the two.
3. When someone is toying with the idea of doing anal, but isn't completely sold on it.
"I was doing my girlfriend on the the picnic bench, and when I flipped her over she had a serious waffle bottom."
"Is Kenny a bottom or a top?" "He's kind of a waffle bottom, he was a bottom last night but I feel like he wants to be a top."
"Did your wife let you stick it in her ass yet?" "No, she's being a total waffle bottom about it. Maybe on my birthday."
"Is Kenny a bottom or a top?" "He's kind of a waffle bottom, he was a bottom last night but I feel like he wants to be a top."
"Did your wife let you stick it in her ass yet?" "No, she's being a total waffle bottom about it. Maybe on my birthday."
by Dr.Jupiter November 27, 2018
Get the Waffle bottommug. When you have been sitting in the car for over five hours and when you pull over at the local BINGO hut to pinch a loaf and your ass tingles from sitting to long and you know you have little wrinkles on you fat ASS shape like the seat.
by Gilfslayer1 August 9, 2018
Get the Waffle ASSmug. A derogatory term for a hoe
A female that is so rancid whoresh she the infamous fictitious disease blue waffle a disease that would turn the vagina blue
A female that is so rancid whoresh she the infamous fictitious disease blue waffle a disease that would turn the vagina blue
Can you believe that he fucked that nasty blue waffle bitch...n introduced that hoe to our daughter!
by Imitated bit never duplicated August 21, 2022
Get the Blue wafflemug. Everyone knows what waffle is. Yes! It is a dessert. You can put syrups and fruits on it.
But waffle can mean something unimportant and trivial.
But waffle can mean something unimportant and trivial.
Ex) A: (bullshits)
B: hey. Stop waffling on! I can not stand it!
Ex) C: what did your professor say?
D: a load of waffle. Nothing important at all.
B: hey. Stop waffling on! I can not stand it!
Ex) C: what did your professor say?
D: a load of waffle. Nothing important at all.
by Dobbyisfree December 9, 2018
Get the Wafflemug. by VAKI5 August 18, 2003
Get the Wafflemug. man: Hey mom! im hungry!
mom:Make some waffles!
man:Mom! im 45 years old, i don't have the time!
mom:There is some toaster waffles in the freezer
man:Sweet!!! now i can get back to my W.O.W. faster!!!Thanks mom.
mom:Make some waffles!
man:Mom! im 45 years old, i don't have the time!
mom:There is some toaster waffles in the freezer
man:Sweet!!! now i can get back to my W.O.W. faster!!!Thanks mom.
by robertdesantis November 5, 2010
Get the toaster wafflesmug.