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Poke a turtle's eye

When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo
Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?

-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now
by musicman1993 September 26, 2010
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turtle

often referred to as:
-turtul
-turtle
-turtelelelelelelelelelelelelelelele
-turtil
-turtur
etc.....

basically a lizard with a short tail and a protective covering shell that "eats" plastic because its yummy. Sadly, it might extinct soon. :,(
JC: what's a turtle?
Y/N: lol idk didn't that extinct because of the vskskskskco girls?
by theasianpotato September 21, 2019
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Turtles

Turtles are a reptile that has a shell to give itself armor. Turtles are also often equipped with cameras and machine guns to spy for Russia. They are also seen practicing martial arts.
Guy 1: bro did you see those Turtles with the camera on it?

Guy 2: yeah I think they were spying for Russia
by Fretting about pog March 6, 2023
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turtling

to annoy.
She is hella turtling me right now.

Can you believe it? She's turtling everyone again.
by 4baf November 9, 2010
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Turtle Aquarium

When one enters the bathroom, turns on steaming hot water in the shower and proceeds to take a shit. The shit particles cling to the water vapour in the air creating a dense stench. For maximum effect, empty all the water out of the toilet so your turd is only hitting porcelain. Proceed to call a significant other into the bathroom, citing you need help with something, and relish their reaction of having to smell your airborne vaporized poo particles.
Last night I made a Turtle Aquarium in the bathroom, and tricked Stacey into smelling it”
by BullshitRhymes October 28, 2020
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turtle farmer

a turtle farmer is a racial slur toward any islander but mainly fijians
stop being such a stupid turtle farmer
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What The Flying Turtles

''What the Fuck''
Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!
by dmqt July 6, 2022
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