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Turtle Dad

"I'm gonna set this right here. Turtle dad!"
by Quote_ August 4, 2022
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Turtle

A redneck who is obsessed with the infamous moneyminion.
Turtle is obnoxiously obsessed.
by MoneyMinion November 21, 2019
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Turtle Penis

When you get out of a pool and your penis is so small it looks like a turtle penis!
That dude just got out of that pool, I bet he has a turtle penis.
by GAYturtleSEX July 8, 2020
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Turtling

When you have to poop really bad and you feel it oozing out your ass
by Cupacorn September 13, 2017
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Turtling

A bunch of old people trying to figure out what a new "slang" means.
Tom:
Damn Reggie, my mom is always sitting there with her friends "turtling" over what bett means.

Reggie:
Bett.
by Orlandu July 14, 2020
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Turtle

by 2dixbt1psy August 15, 2023
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Turtle with a 12 pack

A turtle that is always trying to knock you out with a person with a buzz cut whose head is always cold
person1 Dude i got hit by a turtle with a 12 pack today it sucked
person2 that sucks
by Oassis__ May 9, 2019
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