not a clown as in pennywise, but a person doing something stupid and everyone knows it but does it anyway and they may or may not know that it’s stupid
guy: imma text her again
guy 2: aren’t you still on delivered for like a day
guy: yeah
guy 2: ur such a clown
guy 2: aren’t you still on delivered for like a day
guy: yeah
guy 2: ur such a clown
by tessa.baibe February 22, 2020
Get the clownmug. by BigMr.Pick October 10, 2018
Get the Clown Tailmug. a person, usually a girl, who wears any amount of the following: jewelry, makeup, lipstick, mascara, eye liner, eye lash extensions, perfume, nail polish, nail extensions, or any other product that is even remotely similar to, or in the same category as, those products
note #1:
A clown is usually a girl, but in rare cases, could be a boy. Take James Charles for example. That man is a clown.
note #2:
Society tends to teach girls that they need to improve upon their appearance, implying that there is something wrong with their raw and natural appearance to begin with. But in reality, most efforts to improve upon her appearance is actually doing the exact opposite: making it worse. A wise man once told us to be the change that we want to see in the world. I want see the world change for the better in many ways. One of these ways is for such products and practices to become non-existent. Finding a girl who does not use such products or do such practices is a rare occurrence that I actively seek out. Sometimes, it almost seems to be less common than winning the lottery. And on the rare occasion that I actually meet a girl who says that she does not use such products or commit such practices, I am actually more happy in that moment than I would be if I were to win the lottery.
note #1:
A clown is usually a girl, but in rare cases, could be a boy. Take James Charles for example. That man is a clown.
note #2:
Society tends to teach girls that they need to improve upon their appearance, implying that there is something wrong with their raw and natural appearance to begin with. But in reality, most efforts to improve upon her appearance is actually doing the exact opposite: making it worse. A wise man once told us to be the change that we want to see in the world. I want see the world change for the better in many ways. One of these ways is for such products and practices to become non-existent. Finding a girl who does not use such products or do such practices is a rare occurrence that I actively seek out. Sometimes, it almost seems to be less common than winning the lottery. And on the rare occasion that I actually meet a girl who says that she does not use such products or commit such practices, I am actually more happy in that moment than I would be if I were to win the lottery.
note #3:
These products and practices produce a mask over the face of the wearer. This mask covers up the true, raw, natural appearance of the wearer. The girl in example #2 below needs to remove this mask, and show the boy what her face is really made of. Then and only then, the boy will be able to even begin to determine an answer to her question. But until then, her face remains covered up with a mask that she believes to provide her with beauty, when in fact, it does the exact opposite, and causes her to appear as though she were a circus clown.
example #1:
*A clown is nearby.*
boy #1: "Dude, that girl is so hot!"
boy #2: "HA! If you're into clowns!"
boy #1: "What do you mean?"
boy #2: "I mean that she is a clown."
boy #1: "And what is that supposed to mean?"
boy #2: "Look it up on the urban."
example #2:
girl clown: "Hey, do I look pretty?"
boy who is not a clown: "Girl, I have no clue."
girl: "What do you mean?"
boy: "I mean that you are a clown."
girl: "What is THAT supposed to mean?"
boy: "Look it up on the urban."
These products and practices produce a mask over the face of the wearer. This mask covers up the true, raw, natural appearance of the wearer. The girl in example #2 below needs to remove this mask, and show the boy what her face is really made of. Then and only then, the boy will be able to even begin to determine an answer to her question. But until then, her face remains covered up with a mask that she believes to provide her with beauty, when in fact, it does the exact opposite, and causes her to appear as though she were a circus clown.
example #1:
*A clown is nearby.*
boy #1: "Dude, that girl is so hot!"
boy #2: "HA! If you're into clowns!"
boy #1: "What do you mean?"
boy #2: "I mean that she is a clown."
boy #1: "And what is that supposed to mean?"
boy #2: "Look it up on the urban."
example #2:
girl clown: "Hey, do I look pretty?"
boy who is not a clown: "Girl, I have no clue."
girl: "What do you mean?"
boy: "I mean that you are a clown."
girl: "What is THAT supposed to mean?"
boy: "Look it up on the urban."
by motivatedbildr November 7, 2021
Get the clownmug. by Bill Beef July 8, 2025
Get the Shit clownmug. "hey did you hear what he did last night? he totally did a clown canon"
"wait seriously? i was wondering where my clown doll went!"
"dude you should burn that thing, he never cleans down there"
"wait seriously? i was wondering where my clown doll went!"
"dude you should burn that thing, he never cleans down there"
by maggafun November 4, 2022
Get the Clown Canonmug. Corporate clowns are colleagues which are often colleagues with an overly positive attitude. They contribute little to the direct operations of the organization and more become more undercover HR promoters. These colleagues usually as well have lesser understanding of what is going on in the practice, but often try to speak on behalf of it.
They are often 'close' to leadership, since those will grand them the opportunity to organize internal programs or internal events for people. E.g. Innovation roadshows, young leader events etc.. This sometimes mistakenly is identified by other colleagues in the organization, that this person is important, due to their direct reporting within the organization and communication they are often involved in. Leadership is aware and consider that they know they need some corporate clowns for activating other people with overly positive communication, but no actual other results are expected.
Consider that a corporate clown is not a bad thing, but you should not confuse corporate clowns for colleagues to rely on during the execution of external engagements. Otherwise this may lead to get frustration and disappointed, but this would just mean your own misjudgment, because they fulfill a different (unofficial) role. Quick way to recognize is overly positive lingo in communication.
They are often 'close' to leadership, since those will grand them the opportunity to organize internal programs or internal events for people. E.g. Innovation roadshows, young leader events etc.. This sometimes mistakenly is identified by other colleagues in the organization, that this person is important, due to their direct reporting within the organization and communication they are often involved in. Leadership is aware and consider that they know they need some corporate clowns for activating other people with overly positive communication, but no actual other results are expected.
Consider that a corporate clown is not a bad thing, but you should not confuse corporate clowns for colleagues to rely on during the execution of external engagements. Otherwise this may lead to get frustration and disappointed, but this would just mean your own misjudgment, because they fulfill a different (unofficial) role. Quick way to recognize is overly positive lingo in communication.
Just received an invite for in 4-weeks to do a 'coffee catch-up' the corporate clown, he is so unaware that this is the busiest period of the year.
Did you as well receive the mail from the corporate clown, i think he actually put all in BCC but wants to make it look like he targeted us specifically.
I just received a 'Happy Tuesday', guess from who? The corporate clown!
Did you as well receive the mail from the corporate clown, i think he actually put all in BCC but wants to make it look like he targeted us specifically.
I just received a 'Happy Tuesday', guess from who? The corporate clown!
by TheCorporateOrder February 2, 2025
Get the Corporate clownmug. "Kankles the clown here, professional party entertainer, licensed taxidermist, agent whatever you need me here for, I am Kankles the clown"
by funnybunnyguy July 26, 2022
Get the Kankles the clownmug.