sex ed clown

Lanky Kong's current job.
Give creepy lectures with penis and vulva puppets.
$64,439 per year

He earned a degree in a college town and decided to work as a sex ed clown. Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too. And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you

by Urban Wildlife November 29, 2023

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Nightlight Clown

Proverbial creeper. Stalker. Pervert. Invalid. Not having any personal essential attributes or qualities. Idiot of the "people" of America! Basically, one of you! And one of me. And one of of poo and one of pee!

The nightlight clown of our little Ole town came down from his roost to get his extra boost, yet what he got is clearly only POOP!

by Doododuboobear February 25, 2023

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clown grass

Weed that is so strong that you trip out, walk on your own head, dance all night and say the most hilarious things you've ever said.

Sativa dominant, genetically modified from multiple strains over a long, sitting around 30+% thc. Very rare to find, cannot be cloned successfully outside a lab.

I scored some clown grass on my way back from the west coast. The stories are true!

by G Dano May 20, 2024

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Rohith the Clown

A German, Swedish, Russian, Boston clown who lives on a bus. Talking to random passengers about his life experiences Such as : "Never fallow your dreams."

"Clown college is more depressing than the name suggest."

"If you are born on a bus you life is going to sucks. I would know I was born on a bus."
He is most notably remembered for insulting peoples names. As in calling what he calls "stupid names."

that guy in the back alleyway who pissed in my mouth looks like Rohith the Clown!

by ABoardFreshman April 15, 2013

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