skank hat

A nasty hat some hoe left in the back of your car.

Hey, bro. I found this skank hat in the back. You want it?

by zing_zong April 20, 2018

Hairy Hat

When a someone ejaculates onto your head & then sets their hairy bush atop their partners head.

Bro, last night was wild. She let me give her a hairy hat!

by GavinStarrFunk July 19, 2023

Hat

A basic hair slave for your head. Only dweebs wear hats. Seriously, get your shit together

Bob wore a hat. Bob got shot 😵

by Lol_TrapGod February 13, 2019

Hat fishing

When a guy’s hair fucked up so he wears an “LV” cap/hat to cover those patches and the receding hairline,

“He is always stunting but have you seen his hair”
“He is hat fishing all em girl”

by itisssswhatitisss April 11, 2020

Hat

A kill/body. Mostly used by people on Florida to describe a headshot

I was posted last night trying to catch a hat but dude never showed up

by Mucifer December 22, 2022

Red Hat Anxiety

Feeling or thinking any negative emotions or thoughts from seeing a hat that looks like a MAGA hat.

I got red hat anxiety at the concert when I saw someone wear a red hat, I was relieved to see that it was a Cardinals hat later.

by -CEO- August 13, 2019

Fisherman's Hat

When a case of genital crabs is transferred from the male's pubs to the female's hair (on her head) via fellatio

Damn, that dude I gave a bj to gave me a fisherman's hat! Avast Yee!

by the most awesomeme May 16, 2022